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THE FUTURE OF HYGIENE IS HERE

YSSSA BIDET

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YSSSA BIDET

You wash your body with soap and water, but the one place you poop from, you wipe with paper?

We’re Changing the Way the World Thinks About Butt Stuff

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Rediscover Cleanliness 

YSSSA Lifestyle

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No Poo
Left Behind

Our Bidet eliminates the need for toilet paper. One splash and you will have the freshest Ass. Toilet paper wipes and smears, Our bidet fully cleans and eliminates every spec of waste with a smooth splash. 

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Check it for yourself

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Forest Trees

Save The Trees. 
One Cheek
At A Time 

We are all about caring for the planet at YSSSA Bidet. And we are not just talking out of our ass. Here is how we are preserving our planet.

  • Bidets use 1/8 of a gallon of water
  •  Wet wipes cause sewer damage
  •  Americans use over 30 million toilet paper rolls a day
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Toilet paper requires:

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  • 200,000 trees

  • 250 million gallons of water

  • 90 million green house gases

Sensitivity Conscious 

Even through all the shit they have been through, your butt cheeks are still together. Give them the experience they deserve. 

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YSSSA bidets are great for:

  • Chronic Diarrhea

  • Constipation

  • Hemorrhoids

  • Crohn’s disease

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WHY YSSSA?

You wash your body with soap and water, but the one place you poop from, you wipe with paper? 

YSSSA takes care of your ass. So you can take care of the shit that matters.

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YSSSA In Numbers

75%

Lower Spending on Toilet Paper

Priceless

Cleanliness

384

Trees Saved Per Person

2

Cheeks

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